Lions’ Gate Portal

Contributed by Chris McNutt  Host of the the weekly podcast the McNuttiest Dimension. Whew! We’re finally on the other side of the Lion’s Gate Portal, and hopefully everyone made it through successfully with your DNA activated and avatar upgraded – or something like that.  All good, right? Or maybe … WTF are you even talking about?

 

Ok, some background. The New Age spiritual community (NASC – cause I feel like making up a new acronym) has been calling the recent time period of two-weeks on either side of August 8th, or 8.8 in numerological-speak, the “Lion’s Gate Portal” and describing it as a time where the earth and its inhabitants, like all us humans, get bombarded with some high-vibrational cosmic energies that aid with our evolution and ascension. 

 

The name “Lions’ Gate Portal” comes from a combination of one-part Lion part, referring to the current astrological sun-sign of Leo the Lion, one-part Gate as in something we go through or something all that cosmic energy comes through before it zaps us all real good, and one-part Portal because everything is a “portal” now if you haven’t noticed. Your car isn’t a car anymore, it’s a Grocery Store Portal, so get with the program.

 

Now the part about us getting zapped real good by the cosmic energies isn’t like some nasty UV rays that we need extra sun-block for. These are benevolent energies of the Cosmos that are working on humans to help us evolve and ascend to life as higher dimensional beings, which we all agree we could use more of around here. All you need to do is bask and enjoy the cosmic ray bombardment, which might even include some activation of the higher octaves of your DNA. Maybe.

 

The side-effects of such cosmic goodness can be a general spaciness and a need to have multiple naps in a day, or just lie in a hammock so don’t be too hard on yourself if you haven’t been super-productive lately in a 3rd-dimensional-world kind of way. Your avatar is being upgraded, so you just need to chill out a bit and let it happen. If you think you’re going to just blast on through anyways and get stuff done like you used to, you may have been surprised lately with projects and life in general going off the rails. Its just a sign to chill out and find a hammock, or a good book and spend the afternoon on the couch. Don’t resist the Lion’s Gate Portal, young human. Your inner Jedi awaits.

 

Chris McNutt is a comedian and all-around spiritual ascension freak who produces the weekly podcast the McNuttiest Dimension. He welcomes guests to explore the current 21st century experience of ascension energies, awakening, meditation, consciousness, earth shift, galactic codes and so much more that’s currently whipping around in every direction. McNuttiest Dimension is easily available where all fine podcasts are found these days or by visiting mcnuttiest.fireside.fm or @mcnuttiest on Facebook, Instagram and YouTube.

 

TwitterGoogle+FacebookLinkedInDiggStumbleUponBlogger PostDeliciousShare

Other News

david-morris-copy

System is Failing Seniors

Contributed by David Morris - The COVID-19 Pandemic Revealed Our System is Failing Seniors, Ontario Liberals Have a Plan to Fix It The COVID-19 pandemic has touched the lives of every Ontarian. We … [Read More...]

PSN kwt copy

Dear residents and neighbours

Contributed by Kristyn Wong-Tam - It is with great humility that I am running in the upcoming election to represent you as your NDP Toronto Centre champion at Queen’s Park! As your local City … [Read More...]

MPP Job Description

Contributed by George Smitherman, MPP representing Toronto Centre – Rosedale, Toronto Centre in the 34th, 35th and 36th Parliament (1999-2010) Position: Member of the Ontario Legislature Employer: … [Read More...]

Toronto-Centre-election

Provincial Election numbers?

Contributed by Pstreet News. The provincial election is fast upon us, and there is a great battle between the Liberals and the up and coming NDP. With Suze Morrison stepping aside for Kristyn … [Read More...]

rogco-wines

Brigaldara Soave DOC

Contributed by Isabel Wai, Brand Associate, Rogers & Company In the 2000s, Stefano Cesari and his sons, Lamberto and Antonio, initiated a profound renewal at Brigaldara. Today, the estate covers … [Read More...]

ForsythiaFestival-3

Forsythia Festival Thanks

THANK YOU The organizers of the Forsythia Festival would like to thank all the volunteers and sponsors for a long overdue and great day! Financial Donors Meridian Daniel et Daniel Catering & … [Read More...]

green-thumbs

What Are We Planning for the Gardens

For the last two growing seasons we have not been able to be in the gardens with the children so we are excited to be planning in person programs for the children and after what felt like the longest … [Read More...]

Bostok-hathaway

GETTING TO KNOW YOU

Local residents and Real Estate agents Norman Hathaway and Anita Bostok of bostokhathaway.com introduce us to local Cabbagetown Shop keepers is their ongoing series "Getting to Know you". Cabbagetown … [Read More...]

tony-brady-forsythia-festival

My brother, Tony Brady

Contributed by Joanna Brady Schmida - When I was approached by Peter Lovering recently about an addendum to the article he was planning to write for the Parliament Street News, I was delighted. For … [Read More...]

PSN-mar22-01

Hello Beautiful Readers!!

Here we go again, another year of the Parliament Street News. This is our first edition of the year and it was a long winter. But, what says spring better than the Forsythia Festival. After missing … [Read More...]

MapleLicious-1

SPRING BECKONS

Winter Draws to a Close, Spring beckons, the sap is running! Contributed by The Cabbagetown BIA It’s been another long, cold winter, with the odd tease of balmy weather to come. Dire and traumatic … [Read More...]

ukraine-flag-pstreet-news

Thoughts from Kyiv 

Contributed by Professor Mychailo Wynnyckyj in Kyiv. He and his family are in hiding, writing and fighting from a safe(r) house outside Kyiv - Yesterday’s bombing of the maternity hospital in Mariupol … [Read More...]

walterhuston-cabbagetown-people

Walter Huston 1884 – 1950

Academy Award-winning Actor - Contributed by www.cabbagetownpeople.ca. Walter Huston was born in Toronto where his father was a building contractor. He attended Wellesley, Ryerson and Lansdowne … [Read More...]