Lions’ Gate Portal

Contributed by Chris McNutt  Host of the the weekly podcast the McNuttiest Dimension. Whew! We’re finally on the other side of the Lion’s Gate Portal, and hopefully everyone made it through successfully with your DNA activated and avatar upgraded – or something like that.  All good, right? Or maybe … WTF are you even talking about?

 

Ok, some background. The New Age spiritual community (NASC – cause I feel like making up a new acronym) has been calling the recent time period of two-weeks on either side of August 8th, or 8.8 in numerological-speak, the “Lion’s Gate Portal” and describing it as a time where the earth and its inhabitants, like all us humans, get bombarded with some high-vibrational cosmic energies that aid with our evolution and ascension. 

 

The name “Lions’ Gate Portal” comes from a combination of one-part Lion part, referring to the current astrological sun-sign of Leo the Lion, one-part Gate as in something we go through or something all that cosmic energy comes through before it zaps us all real good, and one-part Portal because everything is a “portal” now if you haven’t noticed. Your car isn’t a car anymore, it’s a Grocery Store Portal, so get with the program.

 

Now the part about us getting zapped real good by the cosmic energies isn’t like some nasty UV rays that we need extra sun-block for. These are benevolent energies of the Cosmos that are working on humans to help us evolve and ascend to life as higher dimensional beings, which we all agree we could use more of around here. All you need to do is bask and enjoy the cosmic ray bombardment, which might even include some activation of the higher octaves of your DNA. Maybe.

 

The side-effects of such cosmic goodness can be a general spaciness and a need to have multiple naps in a day, or just lie in a hammock so don’t be too hard on yourself if you haven’t been super-productive lately in a 3rd-dimensional-world kind of way. Your avatar is being upgraded, so you just need to chill out a bit and let it happen. If you think you’re going to just blast on through anyways and get stuff done like you used to, you may have been surprised lately with projects and life in general going off the rails. Its just a sign to chill out and find a hammock, or a good book and spend the afternoon on the couch. Don’t resist the Lion’s Gate Portal, young human. Your inner Jedi awaits.

 

Chris McNutt is a comedian and all-around spiritual ascension freak who produces the weekly podcast the McNuttiest Dimension. He welcomes guests to explore the current 21st century experience of ascension energies, awakening, meditation, consciousness, earth shift, galactic codes and so much more that’s currently whipping around in every direction. McNuttiest Dimension is easily available where all fine podcasts are found these days or by visiting mcnuttiest.fireside.fm or @mcnuttiest on Facebook, Instagram and YouTube.

 

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